Inspired by the Limited

I went to the mall this evening with my wife and happened to browse the Limited with her for a few minutes. I've never been in the Limited before (I wouldn't have a reason to go there alone) and so was somewhat surprised and definitely amused by their pseudo-intellectual screeds written on the walls and plaques throughout the store. One in particular inspired me to contribute to their advertising campaign. I thought a little modification would make it a little more authentic.

"The Limited?" Exactly!" He had seen her before. But where? Her style was... international. Thailand? Maybe. El Salvador? Perhaps. Honduras? Well, made in a sweatshop most certainly.